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Sunday, August 17, 2008



You know, Dillard's does have some OK clothes in their ads sometimes. But never, never on this poor woman. This model must be toting some pretty terrible karma because she is only photographed in the most unfortunate outfits. What did you do to Dillards, poor MILF-lady?


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Why is she a MILF? I am so old and confused. And crabby. Just a damn curmudgeonette.
 
She's always put in the mom clothes. And she's pretty. If you were a 14 year old boy and she was your best friend's mom, you'd probably be impressed.
 
Oh 'fess up -- you know you have those shorts in a rainbow's worth of colors. You just don't want everybody else to run out and buy them. You sassy trickster you.
 
I do NOT have them in a rainbow of colors! Just in pink and yellow. Oh, and baby blue.
 
Aha!
 
But do they come in WHITE!? Everyone needs pants and shorts in white. So slimming. Best worn with Keds.
 
The white ones only come with pleats.
 
The baby blue pair will look great with a pale yellow camp shirt over a lace-edged white tank top. And, for shoes, let's see -- oh yeah, a pair of plaid slip-on backless sneakers. It would be a very modern look.
 
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