i annoint myself a tastemaker
Friday, July 11, 2008
I have some capris and naturally felt dissed. And then, instead of beating them up about it (in my mind), I decided it would be more fun to join ‘em and declare myself an arbiter of all that is acceptable and all that is not.
I’ll take a page from Tom’s book. He long ago declared shorts on stage (on male musicians, that is) are unacceptable, period. He has insisted on this for so long that I must agree. You cannot rock and roll with your hairy legs showing. Don’t do it. If you can’t deal with sweating in jeans, you're too sissy to rock.
In that spirit, I have decided that big, plastic earrings are unacceptable. No, don’t argue, there is nothing to discuss. So it is said and so it shall be.
Big white plastic earrings with a bathing suit? Beneath discussion.

I’ll be back with more proclamations as they occur to me.

Iggy (Chauvinist, bon vivant, and tastemaker extraordinaire.)
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